the impossible formula...

...for my ideal soulmate

a spectacular desire for lasting love and evolving, expanding relatonships

sagittarius attitude, love of pleasure, travel,

optimism, philosophy, wisdom, & seeking truth.

aries ambition, leadership, individuality, & sex appeal.

aquarius uniqueness, way of looking at things, & love of what is not the norm.

the "i don't give a shit" of Billy Bob Thornton in Bad Santa

the dedication, observance, & patience of Jim Halpert from The Office

the insane sense of humor of Jim Carrey

the style, beautiful build, coloring, & face structure of "Fox" from VH1's "Daisy of Love"

the sensitivity, curiosity, borderline psychotic imagination,

and deep sexy determination of Jake Gyllenhaal in Donnie Darko

the preoccupation, sexy flustered appearance, self-acceptance,

and deep sexy voice of Benicio Del Toro in pretty much anything

but especially that 90's movie "Excess Baggage" (i think)

the odd, black sheep-esque sexiness that i think

maybe only i see in Macauley Culkin, brought to my attention by the indie movie "Saved"

the passion, appreciation, & respect for art, artists, & being heard
of former graffiti artist Shephard Fairey (Obey)

the adoration of, loyalty to, & dedication to one woman

of Ryan Gosling in "The Notebook"


and then some.